2 Microwaves - Scrap or Art? -- A Craigslist Ad

I posted this on Craigslist Seattle, under the Free Stuff section on May 19th, 2013.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/3816482524.html
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I am going to give you the greatest chance in the world. You are going to be given a set of parts that may be able to build a time machine. Yep. You're own Time Machine, like that movie Primer, or Back To The Future 5 (well, you have to go to the year 2025 to see that.) 

I am doing this by giving you the chance to take away not one, but two(2) microwaves. Now these microwave, or Time Machine Parts as well call them around here, may or may not work. They do need some cleaning as they have been outside mostly covered on our back porch. One is really big, one is "normal" size (hey no getting to some long winded Comparative History of Idea's discussion over what defines normal alright.)

Now, like I was saying, I am pretty sure you can build a Time Machine out of these. Do I have plans for one? No. I am a writer, father, husband, worker, and not a theoretical engineer. But maybe you are. Do be aware that you'll want to build safety systems including, but not limited to, pressurized cabins, cabins containing breathable air, and a way to achieve elevation incase the land the machine is on is covered in ice or what not.

Email for directions. I'll take the ad down once the items are confirmed gone.

Cheers.