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We are giving away a couple of fishing poles and a tackle box of fishing tackle for free. "Why?" you ask. Because we have a lot of stuff we don't use and felt it better that they go to somebody how would use them.
Both fishing poles come with reels, which are Zebco brand as are the poles. The poles are good for most kids and even adults. The tackle box has...tackle in it, you know like hooks and plastic worms and other jiggly bits.
But you want to know what's really special about this set? It came from Minnesota. Yep, Land of Ten Thousand Lakes. You know what people do there? Fish. They fish like us Seattleites drink coffee. Which, if my understanding of the energy of the universe (which I don't cause I have to read the book "Fishing and the Universal Quantum Energy Theory) (Mostly because it has not been written.)(At least not that I found on Amazon.com), means that these poles will not only help you catch fish, these fish will be huge and plentiful and tasty.
Lastly, fishing is a wonderful family bonding activity. Get to learn about catch and release, fish cleaning and guts, the smell of a lake, the smell of fish guts, how worms feel in your fingers, fish species and most importantly, lying. You may be asking yourself, what does this guy mean lying? Well, you can teach your kids that generally, lying is really bad and never do it. Unless it comes to fishing, then the size of your fish doubles and maybe even triples. This is normal for fishing. So really, your kids will learn about timing.
So pick up these free fishing poles and tackle box full of gear and have the Quantum World of Magical Lying Fish come a knocking at your door.
Which reminds me, email for directions. I'll take the ad down once these poles are gone.
Cheers.
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