I posted this ad on May 6th, 2013 in the Seattle Craigslist Free Stuff section. They were picked up on the 6th!
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Hey. Hey you....Yeah you....wanna lamp? Yeah I bet you do. I can see it in your eyes. You're jonesin' for a wicked far-out mind blowing lamp. But guess what friend, I got what you need. And I got two of them. And you're in luck, I gonna give them to you for free. Yeah free, you heard me. Cause I like you friend, cause I like you.
That's right. I have two amazing one of a kind lamps. I have pictures because honestly, no words can be used to describe their awesomeness. Not even Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea, those two wacked out hippy guys that wrote the The Illuminatus Trilogy could have thought up words for these lamps. Well, maybe if they were really really high. Which of course is now legal in Washington, which means maybe, if you took these lamps home, got really high, maybe just maybe you could write the words.
But I warn you, such an endeavor could alter your reality forever, like in the movie Alter-States, Lawn Mower Man, and Look Who's Talking. FOREVER!
A couple things two note about these lamps. One lamp needs a new plug, it lost its plug in a bar fight defending the honor of a lovely lass. It was a bloody brawl, but in the end the lamp won. Which also means we can not state that it works, we're pretty sure it will, it is a plucky lamp.
The other lamp does have some rust damage on the bottom. Just like me. It's a hereditary condition, don't ask.
But they are free. Free like your mind will be once these lamps are in your house, lighting your room like the giant space light bulb sending it's waves of joy and brilliance down upon you.
Email for directions, I'll take the ad down once they are gone. Please take both lamps, they don't like to be alone.
Cheers.
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