Carpet. Kind of Gross -- A Craigslist Ad

~~~~~ Update: The ad got flagged for an yet to be found out reason. I will have to rewrite it.

I posted in the Free Stuff section of the Seattle Craigslist on May 5th, 2013.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/3787356315.html

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Carpet, in theory it is beige in color, 30" x 50"

Ok, you've seen a lot of crap on Craigslist before. And you have even fallen for some free ad saying they will give you for free a really awesome thing, like an egg timer that also tells the future. Then you pick it up and Shut-The-Front-Door, this this doesn't tell the future and it sucks at keeping time!

So, I am not going to lie to you. This carpet is kind of gross and could use a really good cleaning. It has been outside and more than likely slept on by a cat, and maybe even an opossum. So ya, it's nothing to write home about. But throwing it away goes against our Reduce-Reuse-Recycle ethos (yeah when was the last time you saw the word Ethos in a craigslist ad!). It we must we will end up throwing it away, but it just seems that maybe you could use this weird carpet for something.

Hey, I have a carpet.
And it is yucky.
But I'll give you my address,
if you email me, maybe?

(Email for directions and I'll take the ad down once it's gone.)

Cheers.